Food

But the doughnut was calling my name. I felt left out because they were eating. But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake. The kids over seas are starving, so naturally I have to clean my plate. I had to get the bitter taste out of my mouth from eating the so-called dish, so I had a ice cream. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.