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Mobile Phones Hospital Bull

There are huge and prevalent signs in Hospitals telling you to turn off your mobile in fear of effecting equipment.

It doesn’t matter that staff are walking round talking into them or that a Policeman can use his Walkie Talkie

It doesn’t matter if there is a GSM transmitter next door

Your mobile is bad radio waves theirs are not. Don’t you realise.

Your mobile may cause a machine to blow instead of suck and Auntie Joan will suddenly be inflated like a balloon

It is more probable that she will be attacked by a man from Mars, and even more likely she will catch a bug from the dirty surfaces around the ward.

You may even get a Doctor shouting at you because he has the right to for he wears a badge and he is an expert and knows his radio waves are harmless, and yours are the naughty Bad ones.

Probably the true reason is that a nurse does not want a phone ringing at 2 am in the ward and waking everyone up

You can except that they should not be allowed in theatre and on wards, but why don’t they come clean and say so instead of all the claptrap and hocus pocus of dirty radio waves in your mobile