exscuses

Archery Excuse: I didn't shoot well today, the weather was too good, I'm not used to that. Archery Excuse: There was a fly in my bowsight. Archery Excuse: The wind was blowing. Archery Excuse: I all of a sudden got a really bad headache. Archery Excuse: I didn't punch the trigger. There was a mosquito and I tried to kill it. Archery Excuse: Well ... the bar was open Archery Excuse: I just did not want to wear out the centre of the boss. Archery Excuse: No wind Archery Excuse: Rain on my glasses Archery Excuse: There was movement behind the target Archery Excuse: The lines on the grass aren't straight Archery Excuse: I had a tricky calm to deal with Archery Excuse: They are just not going were I point them Archery Excuse: The arrow was too fast, it thought it was a ten before it was an eight Archery Excuse: The photographer standing behind me was taking pictures and going click, click, click Archery Excuse: All my arrows are bent Archery Excuse: I did this one on purpose. Archery Excuse: I just wanted to give others a chance to beat me! Archery Excuse: The Snow Got In My Eyes Archery Excuse: I Couldn't See The Gold Was To Bright so My Arrows Kept Veering Off!!! Archery Excuse: My Arrows And My Bow Were Having A Little Dissagreement Archery Excuse: I Made My Bow Sleep By Herself Last Night Archery Excuse: My wife won't let me practice in the living room anymore! Archery Excuse: There is a magnetic anomaly to the left(right, high, low). Archery Excuse: The sunlight came from behind and pushed at my fletches. Archery Excuse: At 90m I have to place my bowsight under my arrow, so I can't aim before I am about to release. Archery Excuse: I suffer from Fast-Flite embolism - I have a clot on the string! Archery Excuse: I left my arrows at home. Archery Excuse: Sorry, held my bow upside down... Archery Excuse: got my nose tangled in the string too.... Archery Excuse: What do you mean am I lefthanded ? Archery Excuse: A bee stung my trigger finger. Archery Excuse: The earth moved. Archery Excuse: I haven't had that lobotomy yet... I'm still thinking when I shoot. Archery Excuse: Low flying aircraft causes air turbulent Archery Excuse: I was just aiming where your arrows hit on the target to keep you company. Archery Excuse: The string got caught on my moustache! Archery Excuse: The pretty archer beside me. (HMMMMM) Archery Excuse: The humidity is so high, it weighted my arrow down, or maybe the air is too thick, causing my arrow to go too slow? Archery Excuse: Practice makes perfect I don't want to be that good Archery Excuse: Just as I was locked on the inner 10 and was about to release there was an earth tremor! Archery Excuse: Need to get my limbs tuned! My right limb will not release when my left limb crosses the target. Archery Excuse: I don't want all the other people hitting my nocks if I put it in the 10 on that 3-D target!!!!! Archery Excuse: That arrow has been flying funny all day. Archery Excuse: Oh....You mean I was supposed to hit THAT target? Archery Excuse: Who said I missed!? Archery Excuse: Your target was too easy so I picked a different one. Archery Excuse: My breath fogged my scope. Archery Excuse: Thats just an optical illusion. Archery Excuse: The guy behind me was chanting Miss it, miss it. Archery Excuse: I lost my sight in action Archery Excuse: f-f-flinch.... I n-never f-f-flinch Archery Excuse: Don't blame me; it's so cold my spin wings are breaking in mid air! Archery Excuse: Why did I miss? Well for once I wanted to see what it felt like. Archery Excuse: My nose hairs got caught in the string !!! Archery Excuse: I neglected to allow for the rotation of the earth again! Archery Excuse: all I needed was just one more arrow. Archery Excuse: Broom handles make good line cutters but don't shoot worth a damn! Archery Excuse: Well...i was testing the direction of the wind! Archery Excuse: The helicopter, aircraft, glider et. al. caused a wind shift Archery Excuse: My lucky hat wasn't on backwards. Archery Excuse: My boobs got in the way Archery Excuse: I wasn't shooting very well, 'cause I was half asleep! Archery Excuse: I paid for a whole target, I use the WHOLE target Archery Excuse: It was so old out my fingers were frostbitten, so I couldn't pull through my clicker. Archery Excuse: The release went off and I wasn't ready ! Archery Excuse: I had a full bladder. Archery Excuse: I picked up the wrong bow. Archery Excuse: I forgot to put an arrow in my bow Archery Excuse: My trigger went off prematurely. Archery Excuse: It was lunch time so i wanted to get it over with so i could eat Archery Excuse: The Teacher was wearing yellow, how the heck was i supposed to know which YELLOW target to aim for? Archery Excuse: What do ya mean,"Three bull's eyes arn't good enough?" Archery Excuse: The batteries went dead in my walkman, or there was a song change half way through the shot Archery Excuse: Cold weather, high pressure altitude, & 100% humidity caused arrow to drop below target- I think. Archery Excuse: I'm a flatlander and I never shoot hills like this!!! Archery Excuse: I became one with my arrow, but I left my bow in the truck. Archery Excuse: The wind was blowing from the back and my hair got in the way of my eyes! Archery Excuse: About the time that I pulled the trigger I noticed just how tight her jeans really were. Archery Excuse: I always hate to break my nock and put holes in fletchings Archery Excuse: My friend told me I had a screw loose Archery Excuse: Well it was a ten when I let go of the string Archery Excuse: My arrows are to expensive so I didn't try to group them today Archery Excuse: I did it on purpose. Archery Excuse: My bow slipped because my hands are full of vasiline Archery Excuse: There was a very nice girl walking by Archery Excuse: I'm just trying to SCARE the bullseye Shooting Excuse: "forgot to put the bullet in" Shooting Excuse: "my bullets were slightly dented because the road was too bumpy" Shooting Excuse: "I need to replace the spring. the speed of my bullets vary too much" Shooting Excuse: "I'm used to 10 metres. I think that was 12" Shooting Excuse: "it was so goddamn hot inthere that my glasses kept sliding down my nose" Shooting Excuse: "it was so hot in there that my cheek kept sliding off the wood of my rifle" Shooting Excuse: "never did a 60 shot match before. I'm used to 40 so I got tired on the last 20" Shooting Excuse: "that TL tube was flickering" Shooting Excuse: "the targets were too badly lighted" Shooting Excuse: "I wanted to punch out the black by making a perfect circle around it" Shooting Excuse: "oh, you have to hit THAT white dot? geez... isn't 0.5 millimetres a bit small to hit from 10 metres?" Shooting Excuse: "I screwed my diopter on at the wrong mark" Shooting Excuse: "I used the wrong bead" Shooting Excuse: "I use a glass bead, and forgot to clean it" Shooting Excuse: "somebody must have changed my trigger pressure" Shooting Excuse: "my trigger wasn't screwed on right, it kept shifting its position" Shooting Excuse: "halfway my bullets ran out, and I wasn't used to the new one" Shooting Excuse: "it's too noisy here, I can't concentrate" Shooting Excuse: "I'm not used to having a video camera pointed at my target aswell. it makes me nervous to know that everybody can see what I shoot" Shooting Excuse: "the guy beside me kept shooting 10s and I got envious so I couldn't concentrate" Shooting Excuse: "try to concentrate with a girl like that right in front of you" Shooting Excuse: "the guy in front of me was lefthanded, and I'm not used to looking somebody in the face" Shooting Excuse: "I'm not used to facing the wall" Shooting Excuse: "the target transporters were too noisy" Shooting Excuse: "my target transporter kept stopping when it was halfway so I had to constantly press the button again which threw me off my concentration" Shooting Excuse: "well, I'm not shooting well so next year I'll be in C instead of B, so I'll actually have a chance of winning" Shooting Excuse: "the trainer told me to take my time, but my time was starting to run out so I didn't have the time to concentrate well on those last ten shots" Shooting Excuse: "I had just oiled my leather jacket, so the rifle kept sliding down my shoulder" Shooting Excuse: "I had just oiled my glove, so my hand kept sliding down my rilfe" Shooting Excuse: "I had a small wound on my left hand, and that glove doesn't sweat so the sweat got in it. that was very irritating" Shooting Excuse: "the lighting wasn't good enough" Shooting Excuse: "well, on our course it's always cool, and on this court it wasn't. I'm not used to that" Shooting Excuse: "I had to take a pee break after the 25th shot, and when I came back my nil position had shifted so I had to re-calibrate my rifle, which took a few shots" Running Excuse: There was a rock in my shoe. Running Excuse: I went out too fast. Running Excuse: I went out too slow. Running Excuse: I forgot my Vespa sports drink. Running Excuse: I changed to a different coffee this morning. Running Excuse: It was too hot. Running Excuse: It was too cold. Running Excuse: It was too humid. Running Excuse: It was too dry. Running Excuse: This is the first time I ever wore these shoes. Running Excuse: I didn't get enough sleep last night. Running Excuse: I just wanted to run for fun. Running Excuse: I couldn't break out of the pack. Running Excuse: I didn't have enought to eat this morning. Running Excuse: I ate too much this morning. Running Excuse: I decided to use this race as a training run. Running Excuse: The surface was too hard. Running Excuse: The surface was too soft. Running Excuse: My fill in the blank hurt. Running Excuse: I didn't get this excuse from the website my baby toes were really swollen. Running Excuse: I left my race at the track workout. Running Excuse: Those hills were brutal. Running Excuse: The sushi I ate last night came back to haunt me. Fishing Excuse: Currents too strong Fishing Excuse: Barometer rising Fishing Excuse: Wind "clocking" around Fishing Excuse: East wind Fishing Excuse: Barometer falling. Fishing Excuse: Too calm Fishing Excuse: Fish shut down just before we started Fishing Excuse: The lake needs a good storm to stir them up. Fishing Excuse: Fish are not here (or they'd be hitting) Fishing Excuse: No currents Fishing Excuse: Foggy Fishing Excuse: Sunny Fishing Excuse: Too windy to control boat Fishing Excuse: Wrong moon phase Fishing Excuse: Fish facing wrong way Fishing Excuse: Trolling wrong directions Fishing Excuse: Too many bait fish Fishing Excuse: Not enough bait fish Fishing Excuse: Didn't have right lure action Fishing Excuse: Didn't have right lure color Fishing Excuse: Single hook Fishing Excuse: Treble hooks Fishing Excuse: Didn't have enough time Fishing Excuse: Water too rough Fishing Excuse: South wind Fishing Excuse: Gear not working properly Fishing Excuse: Partner not fishing seriously Fishing Excuse: Trolling motor troubles Fishing Excuse: Cloudy Fishing Excuse: Others fishing our spot Fishing Excuse: Lost fishing coordinates Fishing Excuse: Couldn't see landmarks Fishing Excuse: Should have fished elsewhere Fishing Excuse: North wind Fishing Excuse: West wind Fishing Excuse: Upper level low (Bonehead) Fishing Excuse: Hooks dull Fishing Excuse: Not watching downrigger Fishing Excuse: Fish hit during nature call Fishing Excuse: Short net handle Fishing Excuse: Inept netter Fishing Excuse: Inept captain Fishing Excuse: Shakedown trip (checking equipment out) Fishing Excuse: Followed another fisherman's advice Fishing Excuse: Gloated about successful prior trip Fishing Excuse: Jinxed Fishing Excuse: Bragged about last trip Fishing Excuse: Neither fishing major or minor Fishing Excuse: Fish "Hitting Short" Fishing Excuse: Fish "Slapping lure with their tails" Fishing Excuse: Recent thunderstorms Fishing Excuse: New equipment Fishing Excuse: Tackle in other tackle box. Fishing Excuse: Weights Wrong Color  