Buffalo+Theory

// I feel that I should draw your attention to the Buffalo Theory //

// If we accept that, a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo //

// Consequently when the herd is hunted it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back which are killed first //

// This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by regular killing of the weakest members //

// **Logical Yes?** //

// In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. //

// Now it is held by the party spoilers, that excessive intakes of Alcohol kills brain cells. //

// However, it naturally attacks the slowest and weakest first. //

// In this way, regular consumption of beer/wine eliminates the weaker brain cells, consequently making the brain a faster and more efficient machine //

// This my friends explains why you always feel **a lot smarter** after a few bevies. //