Marriage+!!!

// Marriage Saying’s // My wife Dresses to Kill ( she cooks the same )

My wife and I were happy for 20 years // then we met //

A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong

I was married by a Judge, I should have asked for a Jury

Never go to bed mad, always stay up and fight

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt her

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate, So I got two girlfriends.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a baldhead, a beer gut , and still think they are beautiful

Wife : - “ You know I was a fool when I married you ” Husband : - “ Yes but I was in love and didn’t notice. ”

First Woman : - “ Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger ? “ Second Woman : - “ Yes, I am, I married the wrong man. ”

When a man steals your wife the best revenge is to let him keep her